Breaking News · April 1, 2026

Meet
Fraize™

We've rebranded. Everything you loved about SAIZ — now with 40% more fries, zero calories, and absolutely no legal basis.

😅 Wait — take me to the real SAIZ 🍟 See the menu
There's more down here (unfortunately) ↓
About Fraize™

We didn't just rebrand.
We re-fried.

After months of deep strategic thinking and one very long April Fool's morning, our CEO woke up and said: "What if… fries?" The rest is history. SAIZ — the cutting-edge sizing intelligence platform — is now Fraize, a platform that is exactly the same but smells slightly of potato.

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All the SAIZ you know

Same powerful sizing engine. Same integrations. Same team. Just with a slightly embarrassing new name printed on the business cards.

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New: Fries Mode™

Does nothing. Absolutely nothing. But it sounds delicious, and honestly that's what matters in a competitive market.

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Award-Winning Support

Our team will now answer your tickets in a paper bag. We've found it's more efficient and also keeps things crispy.

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Global Reach

Available in 42 countries — wherever SAIZ was available, so is Fraize. Also wherever McDonalds is, for obvious thematic reasons.

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Enterprise-Grade Salt

We take security seriously. We also take seasoning seriously. Our data is encrypted with 256-bit AES and a pinch of paprika.

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Scalable to Infinity

Fraize scales infinitely, just like a bag of fries that somehow contains more fries the deeper you reach. Engineers are baffled.

The Fryers

Meet the team
behind the fries.

These are the people responsible for everything SAIZ has built — and also for going along with this joke. Hover over them for a special Fraize™ surprise.

The Fraize team conducting critical product research
📍 The Fraize™ team conducting a critical product research session at a local fried potato testing facility. Attendance was mandatory. Lanes were allocated by seniority.
🍟 Marita
Marita
Chief Executive Officer Chief Executive Fryer
🍟 Svenja
Svenja
Chief Executive Officer Chief Executive Fryer
🍟 Sales Lead
Flori
Sales Lead Head of Upselling Dips
🍟 Marketing Manager
Hanaa
Marketing Manager Head of Ketchup Strategy
🍟 Head of IT
Shahid
Head of IT Head of Tater-nology
🍟 Lead Data Scientist
Harish
Lead Data Scientist Lead Crunch Algorithm Scientist
🍟 Front-End Developer
Jatin
Front-End Developer Front-of-the-Counter Dev
🍟 Data Engineer
Prathmesh
Data Engineer Grease Pipeline Architect
🍟 QA Engineer
Sameer
QA Engineer Quality Assurance of Crispiness
🍟 Shyam
Shyam
R&D Data Scientist Research & De-Fry Scientist
FAQ

Frequently Asked (Fry-related) Questions

Is this a joke? ▼
Absolutely not. Fraize is a bold, strategic, and meticulously planned rebrand that we announced on April 1st purely by coincidence. Please do not read into the timing.
What happened to SAIZ? ▼
SAIZ is alive, thriving, and unchanged. You can find it at saiz.io. This website is what happens when the domain budget meets a slow Tuesday and too much coffee.
Will my SAIZ account work on Fraize? ▼
Your SAIZ account works exactly as it always has. Fraize offers no accounts, no login, no product, and no actual fries. We apologize for any confusion. Actually, no we don't.
Can I get a refund for my Fraize subscription? ▼
Fraize has no subscriptions, so technically yes — you are entitled to a full refund of €0.00. Please allow 3-5 business days for processing, which will also not happen.
Do you actually serve fries? ▼
Not yet. We're exploring a Series B to fund a pilot fries program at our Berlin office. Investors may contact us at fries@fraize.de (this also doesn't exist, please use saiz.io/contact).
Who is responsible for this? ▼
Our CEO. Entirely our CEO. The rest of the team had nothing to do with it and are deeply sorry.
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Okay, you've had your fun.

The real product — the one that actually helps fashion brands reduce returns with smart sizing — is right here. No fries required.

Take me to the real SAIZ →